童言戏语

地点：二楼"女生宿舍"
时间：昨晚熄灯后

As usual, 这个时间母女俩得杂7杂8的聊上几句:

Grace： Mommy, I like Jim.
Mommy的8挂神经被触动: Who is Jim?
Grace: he is a boy in my before and after school. He is 9, he is my boyfriend, I want to marry him.

Mommy 不动声色: Have you ever talked to him?
Grace: No，he doesn't know me. He plays ball (嘿嘿，体育好的男生招女孩子喜欢）. Zoe (闺蜜级女友）wants to marry him too!

Mommy 苦口婆心: Well, you are not friends yet. Friends talk to each other， and to become a boyfriend, Jim has to like you as you like him.
Grace: OK, then daddy is my best boyfriend.（小样儿，算你聪明, 单相思那玩意儿伤人啊。Mommy把心放回了肚子里，这下子，闺女想“失恋”都难了:p）

A few seconds later, Grace又开始叨叨：

I see why Jim can't be my boyfriend, he is 9, he is too old （daddy不是更老？！）. My boyfriend has to be the same age . I am 6 and half. He has to be 6 and half, then 7, 8, 9. We grow up together and get married.

开始在同班同学中寻么 ---
Sasha can be my boyfriend, he is 6 and half, but I don't like him. I like Alex, but I don't want to marry him.
Mommy又好奇了：Why ?
Grace: I just don't feel that way!

Mommy心想：OK，boyfriend最好青梅竹马，要有感觉，要对路子，Mommy很赞同。

为了8挂到底，今天早晨偷偷和闺女的“正牌男友”通气，让他找机会认认自己的“潜在情敌”^_^



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